Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Recipe for Disaster

Gather these ingredients:
one child, spirited, speedy, and curious
two parents, overtired and distractible
one Superstore, Huge and Evil
a million shoppers, firmly packed, slightly crazed

Combine in the Vat of Life. Mix well. Add a discussion between the two parents over which groceries are currently needed. Fold in an egg display, preferably at eye level for the toddler.

Cook for just about 15 seconds.

Yield: 12 individual servings of SPLAT!

Sprinkle with two parents who can't help but laugh, and serve immediately.

(Note: this recipe works well at any time of year, but is especially likely to yield results on a Saturday morning two weeks before Christmas.)

3 Comments:

At 11:29 PM, Blogger sandra and sir charles said...

add a single mom and another curious, spirited, but not so speedy baby and you have a whole other recipe!

yay! sounds tasty! can't wait to try it tomorrow!!

love,
sandra

 
At 9:24 AM, Anonymous Tara said...

I'm rolling on the floor! That James - I would have been laughing, too!

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Rebecca said...

LOL.

We had a similar experience when Mark and Malachy went back to the bathroom at Food Lion a few months ago.

When they returned, Mark informed me that Malachy tried to "set a baby bird free."

(Read: picked up and threw an egg on the floor!)

 

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