Recipe for Disaster
Gather these ingredients:
one child, spirited, speedy, and curious
two parents, overtired and distractible
one Superstore, Huge and Evil
a million shoppers, firmly packed, slightly crazed
Combine in the Vat of Life. Mix well. Add a discussion between the two parents over which groceries are currently needed. Fold in an egg display, preferably at eye level for the toddler.
Cook for just about 15 seconds.
Yield: 12 individual servings of SPLAT!
Sprinkle with two parents who can't help but laugh, and serve immediately.
(Note: this recipe works well at any time of year, but is especially likely to yield results on a Saturday morning two weeks before Christmas.)
posted by Susana la Banana @ 8:58 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
add a single mom and another curious, spirited, but not so speedy baby and you have a whole other recipe!
yay! sounds tasty! can't wait to try it tomorrow!!
love,
sandra
I'm rolling on the floor! That James - I would have been laughing, too!
LOL.
We had a similar experience when Mark and Malachy went back to the bathroom at Food Lion a few months ago.
When they returned, Mark informed me that Malachy tried to "set a baby bird free."
(Read: picked up and threw an egg on the floor!)
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