You know what's really insane? When the "maintenance" people at your apartment complex feel the need to test the fire alarms, not to test the response rate or anything mind you, just make sure they make noise and such...but can't be bothered to knock on your door two minutes in advance so you don't have to run outside and downstairs while the alarm's going off, holding two babies in your arms, one of which is only wearing a diaper, when it's 95 degrees Fahrenheit outside and there are air quality warnings like crazy because the air is hazy and smoky from the real fires a couple hours east of here. And you just barely made it out with your own pants on because 5 minutes ago you were shaving your legs to go swimming. And you have to make time to shave your legs to go swimming, because you haven't had any time to yourself since you stepped out of the airplane when you got back from your relaxing vacation.
You know what's more ridiculous than all that? When they set the alarms off twice in one day. And one of the babies still only has on a diaper.
And even worse than that? The movie Derailed. Why did I just spend an hour and a half of my life watching that? I have NO IDEA. But don't make the same mistake I did. It was bad.
Good night, sleep tight, see you this weekend, hopefully with pictures!