Best moment of the day

Alternate title: Best Quote EVER.

At the lab today, getting blood drawn, the lab tech said something to me that made me sad all over again that my skin is so dry and cracked that my hands are prematurely old. Then again, he made me laugh so hard that I have to forgive him. He said:

"Your skin is pretty thick. Do you tan?" (As in, do you use a tanning booth?)

A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do I tan?

Yes. Before this I was actually invisible. Or maybe just translucent.